Saturday, August 4, 2012

Bizarre News of the Day: Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Sued as Terrorists

But that’s not what Jonathan Lee Riches thinks. The man who loves to file lawsuits (he has filed more than 5,000 lawsuits in the past eight years) just filed his latest suit against rapper Kanye West and his new girlfriend, TV personality Kim Kardashian. In the lawsuit, Riches claims that aside from Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Kim’s mother, Kris Jenner, her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, and her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, are also “terrorists.” He wrote in the lawsuit:If you think Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have broken some fashion laws, you could be right, considering all the fur they’ve been wearing to prominent events and fashion mishaps like Kanye’s unzipped jeans, etc. However, believing that they are really criminals with affiliations to the high-profile terrorist group Al-Qaeda might be a little far-fetched.
“On 6/17/2012, I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills, and I stumbled upon the defendants who were all at an Al-Qaeda secret training camp.”
Among the allegations listed in the lawsuit, Riches claims the Kardashians and West pledged allegiance to Al-Qaeda, burned American flags, and stomped on Barack Obama’s picture. The lawsuit also claims that Kanye West is the new leader of a Chicago gang called The El-Rukns.
If it’s simply too much to take in, we think you should also know that Riches has received a title from the Guinness Book of World Records as “The World’s Most Litigious Man.” Go figure.
Any thoughts?