Thursday, August 5, 2010

Vampire vs Werewolf -- Twilight Saga thingy!

I always liked Vampire, I'm fascinated by the way they live. Ok...honestly how they get good looking people to be their victim (LOL!).
Ever since the Twilight-era started, I'm team Edward but my golly...the moment Jacob took-off his shirt...my jaw dropped...not physically..Feeling ko lang! LOL
So everytime Jacob takes his shirt off, I'm on Jacob's team.



From Jessica Zafra's review -- 

1. A vampire is literally cool (to the touch). A werewolf is literally hot. You should date the vampire in the summer and the werewolf in winter. We don’t have winter in the tropics so you can sneak around with your werewolf during typhoons and cold snaps.
2. Vampires look great in velvet, silk, capes and vintage fashions, and are totally into couture. Werewolves look great in cutoff denims and no shirt, but this limits your dining options to fast food joints, outdoor BBQs and seafood markets. And forget about dining al fresco on the full moon.
2.a. You and the vampire can go to the opera, the symphony, the ballet every night, but try getting the werewolf in the door. Whether or not this is an advantage depends on your feelings about the opera, the symphony, and the ballet.
3. Vampires have more money. They’re immortal, so even the most financially-illiterate vampire will get rich if he opens a savings account and leaves it alone for 200 years (But not with Philippine interest rates ha ha ha). Werewolves have fewer economic opportunities because it’s hard to get a good business manager if you’re essentially a very big dog. Unless you go into showbiz.
4. Every time you get a paper cut your vampire will be all over you, which might be charming at first but you’ll have to get a taser. On the other hand, every time you throw something your werewolf will fetch it and bring it back to you. Your choice.
5. Vampires have no smell, but werewolves have that wet dog scent.
6. With a vampire you’ll never have to compete for use of the bathroom mirror. With a werewolf you’ll have to carry a lint brush at all times.
7. Vampires don’t age so if you don’t want to look like his grandmother you’ll need botox and surgery eventually. Of course if he turns you into a vampire you’ll never have to worry about wrinkles, crow’s feet, and sun spots again. Werewolves don’t care how old you look as long as you smell like bacon.
8. Vampires have been around for ages so they tend to be jaded and indifferent to your interests. Werewolves are half-man, half-man’s best friend so they tend to be too enthusiastic about your interests. Bottom line: Are you a cat person, or a dog person?